Are You Smarter Than a Turkey?
"I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." — Arnold Schwarzenegger
*Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?
*Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
*Can I use my oven's self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?
*If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?
*Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?
Bottom Line
How would you answer these questions?
Has this ever happened to you? A disappointed woman called Butterball wondering why her turkey had no breast meat. It turned out she had cooked it upside-down
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